OH HELL TO THE NO TO 2011

OK. Im just going to come out and just say it. Today is the 4th day of 2011 and so far it has been shit as. Firstly ima start you off with this hills level shit drama that happened on new years.

OK so im not even going to lie it partly was my fault but its me. It never is my fault. I just should have known better. So my mate tells me she wants to spend new years with me. Now i have always had a lil crush on my mate and i thought we had a connection for years but we have not really done much about it. But we have no properly told eachother that we like each other. It was one of those known things that did not need to be said. So i thought ok its NYE , i had a good shot here. Have a good old snog at midnight you know how it is. So she comes with us and im putting all my attention to her , ignoring these other bitches giving me the eye. Just being a gentleman and keeping eyes on one women. U know not being a player and shit.

So midnight comes around and we kiss. It was not an amazing kiss as if katy perry is going to be singing firework in the background and we will run into the moonlight singing "come what may" like in moulin Rouge. But it was a kiss none the less. So went to kiss my best mate afterwards who is also a girl, coz we just r good friends. Anyway so i turn around and the girl i like, the girl that i just kissed turned has got her touge down my so called other mates mouth!

my mouth actually dropped. I was like HELL TO THE FUCKING NO. I KNOW THIS GIRL DID NOT JUST GO DO THIS. AND I SURE AS HELL KNOW MY OTHER MATE DID NOT GO DO THIS TO HIS BOY. HELL TO THE EFFIN NO.

But this girl was not ramping she did not care. Im thinking how the fuck is my boy gon go do this to me. what happened to bro's before hoes. Serious. hell no. So obviously i was not happy n was upset so i was just making a fuss telling everyone how i was gonna fuck him up. I STILL WILL DO IF I SEE HIM. Then she went and asked me if im ok. HELL FUCKING NO AM I NOT OK. SERIOUSLY R U OUT OF UR DAMN MIND. am i ok. what the hell.?

Then i had to appoligise to making a fuss. What the hell am i saying sorry for, i should be crushing some faces instead of saying sorry. But i had to step up and not look like some mad diva. So I had to put a face on and be like i was all happy and shit. Give my approval and crap. Tell her how he is a good guy and crap. Oh please he was some dickhead virgin who will get what he can. But ima just call it and not hate. lol . So then they basically ended up kissing the whole night, I could not take it. My ass just packed up my shit n left. I did not need that ish all up in my face.

So that was new years eve. So then today i get a text. (A TEXT NOT A PHONE CALL A TEXT) telling me how my student house got broken into. Apprantly the fuckers totally raided my housemates room n took a telly, a lap top and the best dvd collection known to man.

In my room the bastards took my prada grooming kit. ITS MY PRADA. PRADA........... PRA- DA!
I love prada. At least the little shits had a little bit of taste.


The bastards. I live in a nice area. This shit should not be happening. They clearly do not know who the hell lives there. This is me. This shit does not happen to me.

2011 just sucks ass. I bet im not going to get laid this year either. I bet im going to get a shit grade, no sex, and nothing great going on. I do not like uneven numbers, They are not good luck to me. They do not exsist to me.

Ima just have to pray for a good year. 2011 you can go suck it.