NEW BLOG GUYS: BRITNEY IS BACK & SO AM I

Hello everyone!

thanks so much for the support of my recent blog, here is my new blog i have made. hope you enjoy it.

love, peace and girl power.

MY NEW VIDEO BLOG

HELLO GUYS!

I can not be asked to bloody write anymore so i am video blogging!

my first post. I introduce myself, but you lovely followers already know me, talk fashion this week and what is new with me! thanks and hope you like it

love ya! p.s I know its been a while since i have blogged so im sorry!

OH HELL TO THE NO TO 2011

OK. Im just going to come out and just say it. Today is the 4th day of 2011 and so far it has been shit as. Firstly ima start you off with this hills level shit drama that happened on new years.

OK so im not even going to lie it partly was my fault but its me. It never is my fault. I just should have known better. So my mate tells me she wants to spend new years with me. Now i have always had a lil crush on my mate and i thought we had a connection for years but we have not really done much about it. But we have no properly told eachother that we like each other. It was one of those known things that did not need to be said. So i thought ok its NYE , i had a good shot here. Have a good old snog at midnight you know how it is. So she comes with us and im putting all my attention to her , ignoring these other bitches giving me the eye. Just being a gentleman and keeping eyes on one women. U know not being a player and shit.

So midnight comes around and we kiss. It was not an amazing kiss as if katy perry is going to be singing firework in the background and we will run into the moonlight singing "come what may" like in moulin Rouge. But it was a kiss none the less. So went to kiss my best mate afterwards who is also a girl, coz we just r good friends. Anyway so i turn around and the girl i like, the girl that i just kissed turned has got her touge down my so called other mates mouth!

my mouth actually dropped. I was like HELL TO THE FUCKING NO. I KNOW THIS GIRL DID NOT JUST GO DO THIS. AND I SURE AS HELL KNOW MY OTHER MATE DID NOT GO DO THIS TO HIS BOY. HELL TO THE EFFIN NO.

But this girl was not ramping she did not care. Im thinking how the fuck is my boy gon go do this to me. what happened to bro's before hoes. Serious. hell no. So obviously i was not happy n was upset so i was just making a fuss telling everyone how i was gonna fuck him up. I STILL WILL DO IF I SEE HIM. Then she went and asked me if im ok. HELL FUCKING NO AM I NOT OK. SERIOUSLY R U OUT OF UR DAMN MIND. am i ok. what the hell.?

Then i had to appoligise to making a fuss. What the hell am i saying sorry for, i should be crushing some faces instead of saying sorry. But i had to step up and not look like some mad diva. So I had to put a face on and be like i was all happy and shit. Give my approval and crap. Tell her how he is a good guy and crap. Oh please he was some dickhead virgin who will get what he can. But ima just call it and not hate. lol . So then they basically ended up kissing the whole night, I could not take it. My ass just packed up my shit n left. I did not need that ish all up in my face.

So that was new years eve. So then today i get a text. (A TEXT NOT A PHONE CALL A TEXT) telling me how my student house got broken into. Apprantly the fuckers totally raided my housemates room n took a telly, a lap top and the best dvd collection known to man.

In my room the bastards took my prada grooming kit. ITS MY PRADA. PRADA........... PRA- DA!
I love prada. At least the little shits had a little bit of taste.


The bastards. I live in a nice area. This shit should not be happening. They clearly do not know who the hell lives there. This is me. This shit does not happen to me.

2011 just sucks ass. I bet im not going to get laid this year either. I bet im going to get a shit grade, no sex, and nothing great going on. I do not like uneven numbers, They are not good luck to me. They do not exsist to me.

Ima just have to pray for a good year. 2011 you can go suck it.

X Factor

Hello Everyone.

Been a long time so thought id thought i have a lil rant. This is the official come back of my blog and more of A.Lee. Ok so we all been watching x factor and only way is essex so thought give you some views

X FACTOR

• OK first things first what on earth was cheryl thinking not putting gamu through. Will.i am must have been sticking his electro autotune disco stick down her ears or something because she was mad. No wonder nadine wants to cuss her off. And so right she should have, But the nation is over it and so am i

• This Cher chick! ima just say what we all thinking................. what a wigger! im sorry but this girl is not serious about life. I just wanna run up to her and go BITCH PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! she been stealing peoples songs and calling them hers, and what is up with her ritarded voice, she not only sounds common but she sounds a tad slow no? She has spent wayyyyyy to much time in JD sports and topshop. Does she know what she looks like. Who the hell is voting for her. does she think it's all them top big serious girls in hackney. Can you imagine some girl in hackney turning to her baby daddy and going " oh i love cher i can so relate to her" HELLLLLLLLLLLLL NO!
  you know anyone with hoop earings but is too shook to wear them on road is voting for that bitch. Even lady sovereign has more street apeal then this girl and that aint saying much. Is this girl actually serious when she is rapping. No seriously have you seen her screw face, my girl looks like she just had a stroke! Other day she said she wanted to sing DIVA by beyonce. The only beyonce song you should be singing is " No No No" because thats what im shouting at the TV when i see you girl.

• Katie- Have you seen this girls roots. please someone tell her go get them done please. She is fucking matt so at least he could do is pay for her highlights!
  

• Aiden- im sorry but everytime he is on stage he just looks like he is on crack and needs to take a shit.
  

• One Direction- Im sorry they are way to young to be having all these sex appeal shiz going down. One of them was shirtless in a mag the other day, so not kool. One of them, the one with the dark hair is always looking mad vex! You know he wants to be lead. The the short blonde one can not dance at all, he must be cousins with jedward because really he is just acting like a fool on that stage. Jumping up and down like some kind lord only knows what during a ballad. someone train that dude.

• The rest of them are like ok and i aint gonna hate. Belle Amie need to stop shopping in topshop for real.
  

"Oh Darling Vs Oh Dear"

Hello silly kitty kats and dogs. How have my beloved been. It's been a long, long, long time since i have blogged and i have been meaning to. so much has happened; some good and some bad. so hopefully i can up date you on whats going down with me and whats going down in popular culutre.
Celeb Rant

Firstly miss Lindsay Lohan is going to not only prison but rehab aswell. OH DEAR! i'm not gonna lie i did not think she would go down and she don't deserve it. It's a lil DUI no one got hurt. Linsay needs a drink.......... did you see her last movie? I'd been downing more then a few martini's if that shit was on my credits! Even if she did run someone over in her car its all good! ITS ALL THE RAGE NOW! Everyone is having little accidents! what i thought was jokes was she wore nail polish that said "fuck u" in court! well that backfired on her now! judge said the same thing to her. Did you see her lawyer! loooooooool she had the worst attitude towards linds. she acted like lilo was a 6 yer old kid asking for sweets.

EASTER ECCENTRICS!

OH MY PEOPLES GUESS WHO IS BACK!

ok so its been a long long long time since my last boring blog which most of you did not even read. Just proves love and all that jazz can be so shite for males. so me and mr A.LEE are back in all our fab glory.

so easter! OH HOW I NEEDED THIS BREAK. serious i was starting to turn into a grumpy old man. so glad to get back home to lovely london and take my random strolls around town and sip on proper starbucks and all that.

IMMMMM SO BROKE. But if breakfast at tiffany's taught me anything is being broke is a situation not a lifestyle! so far i have been sippy on drinks because you know how we do. I HAVE DISCOVERED MARTINI! where has it been all my life.

I aint been clubbing yet that i can remember but listen im going throw my J.LO FAZE. you know just sitting at the bar boobing your head and throwing your straw everywhere. BAR SITTERS R SO much COOLER! you don't get those hot mess chicks that r are after ur dick or wallet. OH HOW MY FOOD HAS GOT TO ME.

I have totally let myself go. It's being single all this time. I forced my mother to get me a easter egg. HOW DARE I NOT HAVE A EASTER EGG ON EASTER DAY. Im meant to be starting a fresh and thanking the lord for my blessings. The best way to do this is with a fab thorton's finest easter egg no? I KID!

A.Lee has been in the streets for a long time. we went scouting for girls today. did not find any. someone was abit to fussy i shall not name names. SERIOUS hyde park is the one for finding really hot girls. FELLA'S BEST BELIEVE! and now that im looking for girls with abit of class this was the perfect spot. Apprantly wearing a lady gaga t shirt is not the best way to go about these things. But its a convo starter with these lovely ladies is it not!

Well anyway im working on another list or rules list to explain the eccentrics must haves. BUT FOR NOW MY LIFE STORY WILL HAVE TO DO.

by the way over easter i taught my mate's newphew to be just that lil more fab. when i left he said " stay fabulous" cuttest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!! see we need more showstoppers in the making

KEEP SHOWSTOPPING MY CHILDREN. IF HEADS AINT TURNING YOU AINT DOING IT RIGHT! peace, love and will power.

The Controversy & Loveless Lonely Actions Of An Eccentric!

OK i actually can not believe the hype around my last blog entry! IT WAS HILAR! I caused a bit of a stir in class. But I LOVED IT! You know what they say NO PRESS IS BAD PRESS! i was loving the buzz it was causing. But i do feel that i was very miss understood! I have a point i must stress that some entries of this blog is NOT ME!

SOME BLOG POSTS ARE BASED ON A CHARACTER I CREATED! CALLED A.LEE! LAST WEEK WAS NOT BASED ON MY REAL VIEWS, IT WAS A CHARACTER!

some people really can not read because this was clearly stated at the start. So as the last post caused such a stir I'm going to write this post by ALEXANDER LEE not the character A.LEE .

So it was valentines day a few weeks back. I almost died! WORST VALENTINES DAY EVER. How did this happen to me. I last year had a date with a hot welsh girl i meet in a club on valentines day. This year i was with my mother watching a stupid rom com called valentines day with a bunch of couples around me. This film could not have depressed me more. I generally was upset about the fact I'm single. I have been single for a very long time now, and i really don't know why. I been thinking about the person i am lately and i don't like doing that because i don't know if i like myself very much.

It's very hard being a eccentric and finding a girlfriend. PEOPLE DON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY! which i hate. I Mean i do have a heart and a soul, maybe i don't deserve to find love. maybe i should become a socialite and fashion icon like i always intended. i joke! No but is it my actions, is it me, am i really a prick!

i mean kids is not in the picture for me ..... i just don'then i was small. Wouldn't know what do with the bloody thing! Us fellas we do want to find love. i mean i don't wanna sit in starbucks on my own forever and watch someone eat someone Else's face.

But watching that valentines day film was so shit. EVEN THE LITTLE KID GOT SOME ACTION. Do i really need to change. Do i really need to change to find love. I mean A.Lee is a part of me, he always will be.

you know what pisses me off the most is that everyone says " OH ALEX I CAN'T SEE YOU WITH A GIRLFRIEND, OH I DON'T KNOW YOUR TYPE!" that's so harsh! like i do have a type. My standards have changed this year, I'm so up grading on a beyonce level. seriously I'm not going for those chics i find up in the club who I'm grinding on behind em, i mean sometimes its just too easy. i meet these girls and never call them,......... but why because they are not wifey material! its a joke!

seriously its so lonely. I can only listen to my whitney houston albums so many times and sit in watching a soppy chic flicks or comedy. Maybe that's the problem, that i have a whitney houston album in the first place and that i own sex and the city movie dvd (sorry i don't business that is a banging film)! maybe i need to MAN UP!

Do i be true to myself or do i tone it down, should i change to find love. Out of everyone i think i deserve true love! I have had to deal with so much rejection over the years, I give and give and give to have what? my heart thrown out the window like trash. That's why I have turned into this. Its all the rejection. I mean no one See's me as boyfriend material. I'm just that over camp guy Alex! It frustrates me soooo much. I think i would make a great boyfriend. I would so cater to my women! I have massive respect for women. OK i make the odd sexist joke, but only in joke. I mean i feel no one really knows the real me, maybe i have not shown the real me!

Why is love not like how it is in the movies. I wanna spill a coffee over a girl in Starbucks and offer her another one and then we get chatting. why does it not happen like that. whats the point of even having romantic movies if it is not like true life. It just gives false hope to guys like me. I actually have always thought that it happens like in the movies. I'm so writing to the movie makers and tell them to stop giving me false hope!

But anyway enough about all this. we don't want my tears spilling over my laptop, it will just break it.

MY NEXT POST WILL BE LESS SERIOUS AND YOU KNOW A.LEE IS COMING BACK! BIGGER , BETTER AND MORE CONTROVERSIAL! BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU LOVE HIM!